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Old May 31, 2005, 04:59 AM // 04:59   #101
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242. when you dont know when to sticky lock a thread
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Old May 31, 2005, 05:02 AM // 05:02   #102
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243. When every song on your hardrive has been in a fan-made guildwars video.

www.radiomrpg.com I am playing I want to break free by Queen lmao
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Old May 31, 2005, 08:00 AM // 08:00   #103
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244. ...You accidentally think Platformers have Hit Points and certain timed "missions" ingame!
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Old Jun 01, 2005, 02:05 PM // 14:05   #104
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This was happened yesterday,
When i was driving home from work, there is a street ad sign for a store with a big word say "Linen Sale"... and i was like.. WOOT!!!! exactly what i need for my armor!!! (which i do in the game!)
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Old Jun 08, 2005, 10:24 PM // 22:24   #105
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246. before you even own the game (just from watching your bf play it endlessly) you say in a half-asleep stupor, "wow, that's a lot of guys...you gotta kill...damn charr...zzzzzzzz"

247. you try to rationalize it as coincidence that every time your housemates see you, you are playing GW. ("i DID get up to pee an hour ago, you know!")

248. you spend time at work (that you are entirely not rested enough for) posting on forums and printing out where elite skill bosses are located and planning out where you need to go next to acquire them.

249. you and your friends express frustration with each other by pointing and yelling something along the lines of the following:
"ignite arrows!"
"firestorm!"
"pacifism!"
"but you're not even a monk!"
"......shut up."
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Old Jun 08, 2005, 10:48 PM // 22:48   #106
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250. You go up to your physics teacher and ask for an ascension quest so you can graduate.
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Old Jun 09, 2005, 01:32 AM // 01:32   #107
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251. When you try to salvage your old Nintendo 64 and atempt to attach it to your cell phone to gain it's "Uber Golden Eye 64 Rune."
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Old Jun 09, 2005, 01:50 AM // 01:50   #108
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252. When staying up late too many times melts your mind. (this is GW forum, I am assuming you have tried theis. Echo, lol)
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Old Jun 09, 2005, 02:00 AM // 02:00   #109
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253. Whenever your guilty of anything that Jjk says (Slams head on desk and raises hand then points to his oozing cramium.)
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Old Jun 09, 2005, 02:34 AM // 02:34   #110
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247. you try to rationalize it as coincidence that every time your housemates see you, you are playing GW. ("i DID get up to pee an hour ago, you know!")
HA!!! Yeah baby! how true how true.
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Old Jun 09, 2005, 09:54 AM // 09:54   #111
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254. You realise that there is no time to switch skills when going on a mission -- to college!!
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Old Jun 09, 2005, 11:28 AM // 11:28   #112
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255. You cry cos you wanna "be just like DWAYNA!!!"
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Old Jun 09, 2005, 12:07 PM // 12:07   #113
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256. When you start creating load outs for real people:

Level 20 Supervisor
Attributes:
Bitch 14 Major Bitch Hairdo
Nagging 13 Minor Voicebox of Nagging
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Skills:
No you don't!! {Elite} - Whatever action employee was about to do that would be beneficial is now cancelled. No recharge time, fully spammable.
Stay Late - Keep employee in workplace for extra 20-500 minutes. Prime Attribute: Bitch
You messed up - The next time employee misses in combat, berate employee for 2 - 20 weeks or until employee dies. Prime Attribute: Nag
About your breaks - Recall employee from Break. Employee still suffers moral deficit from leaving break. If employee was eating, employee is knocked down and suffers 90-500 damage. Attribute: Bitch
Saturday - Target employee is drained of all days off. If employee had plans, employee is drained of all energy and the will to live. Attribute: Bitch
Write Up - If one of your employees dies, place blame squarely on target other employee. If employee was working, target employee takes demotion. Attribute: Nag
Parking Spot - Steal target employee's parking spot for 20-40 days. During that time, target employee's parking spot is unusable by him/her.
Bull Excuse - For the next 1-9 days, if you are wrong, the fallacy is replaced by Bull Excuse which will be bought by upper management. Your other excuses are unavailable for 2-3 weeks.


I think I can make a better Supervisor build, but I need to unlock some really hard to get Elite Supervisor Skills.

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Old Jun 09, 2005, 01:42 PM // 13:42   #114
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256. When you start creating load outs for real people:

Level 20 Supervisor
Attributes:
Bitch 14 Major Bitch Hairdo
Nagging 13 Minor Voicebox of Nagging
Compassion 2

Skills:
No you don't!! {Elite} - Whatever action employee was about to do that would be beneficial is now cancelled. No recharge time, fully spammable.
Stay Late - Keep employee in workplace for extra 20-500 minutes. Prime Attribute: Bitch
You messed up - The next time employee misses in combat, berate employee for 2 - 20 weeks or until employee dies. Prime Attribute: Nag
About your breaks - Recall employee from Break. Employee still suffers moral deficit from leaving break. If employee was eating, employee is knocked down and suffers 90-500 damage. Attribute: Bitch
Saturday - Target employee is drained of all days off. If employee had plans, employee is drained of all energy and the will to live. Attribute: Bitch
Write Up - If one of your employees dies, place blame squarely on target other employee. If employee was working, target employee takes demotion. Attribute: Nag
Parking Spot - Steal target employee's parking spot for 20-40 days. During that time, target employee's parking spot is unusable by him/her.
Bull Excuse - For the next 1-9 days, if you are wrong, the fallacy is replaced by Bull Excuse which will be bought by upper management. Your other excuses are unavailable for 2-3 weeks.


I think I can make a better Supervisor build, but I need to unlock some really hard to get Elite Supervisor Skills.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! So true :3
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Old Jun 09, 2005, 01:50 PM // 13:50   #115
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LoL. I love that. Gonna print out a copy and stick it up on my wall. =)
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Old Jun 09, 2005, 08:02 PM // 20:02   #116
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257. your bf calls to see if you want to go to a movie later. you say ok, and he asks if you're at your computer. of course you are ^_~
him: "can you look up movie times?"
you: *pause* "no...?"
him: *pause* "you're playing guild wars aren't you?"
you: *pause* "no...?"
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Old Jun 10, 2005, 04:39 PM // 16:39   #117
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258. You try to use Vamparic Touch on the gas pump to juice up your car.
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Old Jun 10, 2005, 06:29 PM // 18:29   #118
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259. You buy 2 more copies of GW AND a brand new computer so the kids can play online together.... Yeesh
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Old Jun 10, 2005, 06:44 PM // 18:44   #119
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259. You get pissed at your car because you can't use Sever Artery or Gash because "Target enemy has no flesh."
260. You have two monitors at home, one has GW, the other has homework...guilty!
261. You start wearing a cape everywhere asking everyone if they want to join your guild.
262. You pickup everything you see on the ground thinking: "There might be a collector I can trade this to."
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Old Jun 11, 2005, 07:39 PM // 19:39   #120
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263. You try to tame a mountain lion, but the realize as it is shredding you to bits your beast mastery wasn't high enough
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